“Arousing Accounts of Affection” Book Review

Ladies, If you are looking for a quick, intensifying, orgasam building treat – guaranteed to turn up the heat during date night with your appointed king, or if you are in need of an electric charge of excitement to ignite your dead-bedroom-pleasure battery, Alondus’s “Arousing Accounts of Affection,” will definitely assist you with taking your climaxes to a new solar system. Rocket blasting you and your royal majesty on a pleasurable adventure like non other—charging up your clitorios for those of you who like to play it safe inside while still looking to erupt outside of the lines.

Alondus Accounts of Freaky Fantasies is beautifully printed in all caps and I have yet to see a book printed as such. The caps to me add so much value to the writer’s beautiful display of sexual encounters. My interpretation of it means she’s screaming in pleasure and excitement. From Self-Play into rapid electrfiying orgasams during Dinner Date Night. The build up is just as important as the feeling of release after climaxing. It all plays a part in reaching that big “O,” so why not SCREAM IN PLEASURE IN ALL CAPS THROUGHOUT THE BOOK.

I believe readers will find Alondus’ writing style to be fun, exciting, tasteful, brave, and most of all, sexually stimulating.

“…THEN I WHISPERED IN HIS LEFT EAR, THE ONLY THING YOU ARE ALLOWED TO DO TODAY IS BEG FOR PERMISSION TO NUT! COPY?”

“THE VAGINAL ENTRANCE IS CONTRACTING AND OOZING SWEET JUICES OF ORGASMIC EUPHORIA UNTIL EVENTUALLY HER SUBTLE MOANS TURN INTO SEXY SCREAMS AND AWAKES THE SLEEPING GIANT.”

“THIS SLEDGEHAMMER IS READY TO KNOCK DOWN SOME WALLS AND PUT UP AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT DESIGN IN THE PAIR OF CUSTOM PUSSIES RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM.”

“TO PREPARE, DIANA PUTS THE CONDOM ON WITH HER MOUTH.”

“NOW TO FINISH THIS OFF, DIANA WILL NOW FULLFILL ANOTHER FANTASY OF MINE AND JUST SIT AND WATCH ME F%4# THE SHIT OUT OF MY KING. THE CONDOM IS SNATCHED OFF AND ME AND MY D&%$ ARE REUNITED IN PURE BLISS….RODE HIS D&%$ FAST AND HARD UNTIL I FELT HIS D&%$ START TO PULSATE.

“DIANA, COME AND CATCH THIS PLEASE MA’AM,” I SAID.

Last night, I dove nose first into “Arousing Account of Affection,” tapping into Alondus’s world of steaming sexuality and freaky fantasies. NOW IT’S YOUR TURN!